Jake "Slinky" Sporno
A Mass-hole by nature, Jake “Slinky” Sporno is entering uncharted territory as a Senior rookie on this year's squad. Perhaps more impressive than overcoming multiple devastating ACL injuries just to fulfill his Hoya Hockey dreams, Sporn is reported to know every single Piano Bar employee on a first name basis. But it’s not all good with Jake. Coming from an all boys high school, he lacks certain social skills, and is even quoted saying his favorite food is “Soggy Sandwiches”. No that is not a typo, but all in all we’re glad to have the old guy around playing forward for the Hoyas for the one year we do.