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Peter Corn

Thank you for digging up his birth certificate and finding out his first name for us, Cookie. For starters, Peter prepped at The Pingry School in NJ so don’t set your expectations too high in the skills department. He then somehow fooled everybody in the first couple practices and landed a spot on our power-play. His lettuce is absolutely atrocious, and even his girlfriend scores more than him over at Elon and she doesn’t even play hockey. Overall, Korn is a stand up guy and a great addition to the team.

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