Ty Greenberg
Ty Greenberg never fails to stand out on the team. As he carves through the crease on his way to make yet another windmill save, the Canadian flag wrapped wround his stick unnecesarily reminds his teammates of his foreign motherland. Ty further isolates himself from the team when he exclaims, through his Justin Trudeau resembling smile, that Wendy's is better than Wawa.
Notable Accolades: ACCHL All-Rookie Team (2019), shortest Dunkaroo of all time (2021)